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Hey, I'm Sammy Take everything I say with a grain of salt. Also, I hope you take the chance and message me because I would love to talk to you. <3

thatfunnyblog:

The American collegiate system in one gif set

(Source: sandandglass, via the-imitation-christ)

behold-munro:

Made funnier by the fact that my name is Jake.

(Source: lumixercalderic, via the-imitation-christ)

puff-to-tuff:

These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.

(via the-imitation-christ)

zyoteofalbion:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

AND WITH THIS GIFSET MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE.

A king has to know these kinds of things.

(Source: asgardian-poledance, via the-imitation-christ)

victorianrendezvous:

sparaglipietro:

Michael Komarck - A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE

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sparaglipietro

Accurate fanart, down to the antlered helm. So much love.

(via machoppichu)

rainbowbarnacle:

roachpatrol:

samlikesboys:

All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.

the orgasm tapped him on the shoulder politely because it wasn’t raised in a goddamn barn

By the time he came back to himself, the orgasm had washed the dishes, vacuumed the living room, and retrieved his lost house key from under the chaise lounge.

(via slytherintothekitchen)

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